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There are no bananas in the sky! This is most horrifying news. Obviously the squiddly American Space Shuttles and Moon people have nicked them all and eaten then, before using the skins for toilet roll!This is AWFUL! We must fight for our right for bananas!!!
Oh My God!
What can you do to help, i hear you scream? Well. Firstly, boycott any banana flavored toilet paper...this is a most ominious product and is made from the remains of those poor bananas hat were murdered in cold blood!
Secondly, tell people about this website! We must not let the Bananas be crushed and taken away from us! FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO BANANAS!
This picture on the right is a banana obviously enjoying the fullness of life. We sadly have to report that this very banana was murdered the very next day, by a large gorilla.We remember him in our prayers...God rest his soul.
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How do we know that there are no bananas in the sky?
Have you ever used a telescope? And have you ever seen a banana floating through the middle of Orion in the middle of the night? Exactly!
And more disturbingly so, we have just discovered fresh evidence in the Girl Guides camp handbook! This is shocking, even the guide movt is corrupted against the beloved bananas! LOOK!
''There are no bananas in the sky, in the sky,
There are no bananas in the sky, in the sky
Theres a sun and moon and a coconut cream pie
But there are no bananas in the sky, in the sky!''
STOP PRESS!
As you can see from the new horiffying evidence above, there has been some grounds to say that perhaps, the Coconut Cream Pie is responsible partly for the demise of the Banana population!We will launch a special commision to investigate these very serious allegations, and will keep you all posted on this serious crisis of fairness in the fruit world!
The HIstory of Bananas
Banana facts!
Bananas do not grow on trees! The banana plant is the worlds biggest herb.
A banana contains around 95 calories, and very little fat. It is full of energy-giving carbohydrate and brimming with vitamins and minerals.
Bananas are a living tropical fruit. They must be handled with care, stored under the correct conditions.
...watch this space....more campaign news and facts to come....watch this space...
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